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How to start a career
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought
a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver
the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and
said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news--the donkey died on the
way here." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said, "O.K. then, just unload the donkey." The farmer asked,
"What ya gonna do with him?" Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."
Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny: "Sure I can.
Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." A month later the
farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead
donkey?" Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two
dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00." Farmer: "Didn't
anyone complain?" Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his
two dollars back." Little Kenny eventually grew up and became the
chairman of Enron Corporation.
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